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Samba, Young Men. Samba.

I wasn’t sure about many things after Germany’s 7-1 obliteration of Brazil. Everything from gravity to entropy was questioned. Then the ‘no YOU go play Germany’ match between Argentina and Netherlands happened and the universe righted itself. Thanks, I guess? But if such is the case then the Brazil loss has to now be explainable…

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Go Home, LeBron

Less than a month after the Spurs lifted the NBA Championship trophy, pulled Tim Duncan within one ring of Michael Jordan, and made a star out of a guy who can’t smile – you don’t care. That’s what LeBron James means to you. Love him or hate him, you care enough to – without warrant…

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I Don’t Know Anything Anymore

In light of yesterday’s events I’m not sure about most things right now. In truth, I love when days like yesterday happen. They’re always earmarked in the brain calendar. The date may not be, but the moment is. But not having had time to sufficiently adjust to whatever definitions it might’ve altered, here I am.…

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WHAT. JUST. HAPPENED.

I still don’t know what I watched today. Ever since the final whistle I’ve been struggling to come up with an adequate sports equivalent. It’s been hours, I still don’t have one, and my brain now hates me. This just doesn’t happen. I mean, this is the World Cup. This is the semifinals. Hell, THIS…

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Brazil v. Germany Preview

On the face of it, this matchup is brilliant. It’s art versus machinery, creativity versus meticulousness, supercalifragilisticexpialidocious versus type A. …or is it. For the last 5 years I’ve dubbed Germany as the New Brazil. Oh they’re still organized (erm, German) but they’re also far more inventive than they’ve ever been. The quality of player…

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The USMNT Should Stop Playing Soccer

Belgium versus the United Stated in the World Cup Round of 16 match on July 1st, 2014 was the peak of American soccer. It was a gutty performance full of grit, will, determination, 6 Old Spice commercials, Burt Reynolds’ mustache, and the ghost of John Wayne in goal. It was quintessentially American. And not good enough. Not in…

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Gaan België

On paper, and given previous match results, this looks a winnable match for the US. Belgium’s performances have seemed disjointed thus far while the US has looked confident and cohesive. But I’m here to tell you why it’s not that simple. As far as names go, Belgium should start the match up 13-0. Eden Hazard,…