EAT THE FOOD

    Roger Goodell murdered a pizza. This explains so much about the NFL Commissioner, his ego, his enablers, and officially confirms that he came with an owner’s manual. I MEAN WHAT HUMAN DOESN’T TOUCH A PIZZA. I digress, and I think, it must’ve gone like this: A room full of grown men decided enough of…

Dungy, Religion, and Humanity

Tony Dungy was asked a football question. Tony Dungy gave a religiously biased answer. And that’s America. “I wouldn’t have taken him. Not because I don’t believe Michael Sam should have a chance to play, but I wouldn’t want to deal with all of it… It’s not going to be totally smooth…things will happen.” The…

Instant Stupid

The repurposing of the Internet into a medium of instant communication has replaced the built-in need to think. Everyone wants to trumpet their opinion and defend it ’til death. Perspective is lost because everyone wants to be right. The only way to fix this is to remind yourself that it’s OK to just shut-up sometimes.…